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July 31

 冷笑话

 

 

关于鸡蛋的冷笑话
 

一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶,结果它变成了茶叶蛋;

一个鸡蛋跑去松花江游泳,结果它变成了松花蛋; 短信笑话

一有个鸡蛋跑到了山东,结果变成了鲁(卤)蛋;

笑话幽默

一个鸡蛋无家可归,结果它变成了野鸡蛋;

一个鸡蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤,倒在地上,结果变成了导弹; 笑话成人

一个鸡蛋跑到人家院子里去了,结果变成了原子弹;

笑话成人

一个鸡蛋跑到青藏高原,结果变成了氢弹;

一个鸡蛋生病了,结果变成了坏蛋; 短信笑话

一个鸡蛋嫁人了,结果变成了混蛋; 幽默笑话

一个鸡蛋跑到河里游泳,结果变成了核弹;

一个鸡蛋跑到花丛中去了,结果变成了花旦; 幽默

一个鸡蛋骑着一匹马,拿着一把刀,原来他是刀马旦; 幽默

一个鸡蛋是母的,长的很丑,结果就变成了恐龙蛋;

一个鸡蛋是公的,他老婆在外面和别的鸡蛋通奸,结果他变成了王八蛋;

香蕉先生和女朋友的约会

小明刚上小学,第一次月考完妈妈很紧张他的成绩……

母:“小明啊,这次考试考得如何啊?”

笑话幽默

小明:“唉唷!那些都是骗小孩的程度啦!”

短信笑话

母亲听了一阵窃喜,想必一定考得很好才会这么说,接着追问下去……

母:“那你考很好啰?”

小明:“因为我还是小孩啊,所以我都被骗啦~”

 

Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行,结果死了,问他是怎么死的?
A:他是憋死的,因为沙漠里没有电线杆尿尿。 
  
Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行,找到了电线杆,结果还是憋死了,为什么?
A:点线杆上贴着“此处不许小便”
  
Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行,找到了电线杆,上面没贴任何东西,结果还是憋死了,为什么?
A:很多小狗在排队,没等到。
  
Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行,找到了电线杆,上面没贴任何东西,排队也排到了,结果还是憋死了,为什么?
  









A:因为后面是两个漂亮狗MM,他不好意思。 =.=

 
1565good
May 01

我最讨厌你了。

人在每次遇到被朋友欺负或戏弄的时候,难免就会说出一些难听的话,我最会说的是。。。我最讨厌你了。
然而,这就是真的讨厌了吗?也许在气头上的时候,我回想,我再也不会跟他说话了,因为我真的很讨厌他。。。
他不该挑起我的缺点,他不该说这样的话,他。。。但每次到最后,我都会想,我刚才说的话傷了他了吗?
会不会其实是我不对呢?。。。一切她所说所作都因此而忘了一干二净。。。现在满脑子都是对自己的责怪。。。
有时会想,是我太不解人情了,还是。。。。
 
友情就是要彼此退让,不管是谁对谁错,总要有知道退让的一方,当你什么时候知道退让,才有真正的。。。友谊万岁~
March 22

冷笑话天地…………

太大聲了
{有一天}小蒨和他的男朋友在公園裡散步,這時小蒨忽然很想放屁,可是又不好意思讓男友發現,此時,小蒨想到了一個可以偷放屁的方法。
小蒨問他男朋友說
小蒨:你想不想聽我學鳥的叫聲呢?
男友:好阿~聽起來一定很可愛!
小蒨這時候就【啾啾啾】的叫
(此時她偷偷把屁放出來)
小蒨此時候就問:你覺得像嗎?
男友回答她:嗯~剛剛【屁】太大聲沒聽清楚耶!
 
變老

泉世界誰一下子就會變老?

.

. 答案是新娘

因為今天是新娘,明天是老婆

鴨子和螃蟹猜拳,誰會贏?
鴨子和螃蟹猜拳,誰會贏?



在想想0.0




真的猜不到嗎?


好啦!!
答案是:
螃蟹會贏
因為
鴨子只會出布
螃蟹只會出剪刀
 
     
午餐

阿呆:為什麼今天的午餐沒有我的份?

阿聰:因為 天下沒有 《白痴》 的午餐

阿呆:.................

綠豆是什ㄇ顏色?

今天下雨ㄌ,綠豆走在路上他會變什ㄇ顏色?

答:黃色{ 因為他穿雨衣} (夠瞎吧!!!)

 
February 23

Nice song

 
 
nobita kage wo hodou ni narabe
yuuyami no naka wo kimi to aruiteru
te wo tsunaide itsumademo zutto
soba ni ireta nara nakechau kurai

kaze ga tsumetaku natte fuyu no nioi ga shita
sorosoro kono machi ni kimi to chikadzukeru kisetsu ga kuru

* kotoshi, saisho no yuki no hana wo
futari yorisotte
nagamete iru kono toki ni
shiawase ga afuredasu

amae toka yowasa ja nai
tada, kimi wo ai shiteru kokoro kara sou omotta

kimi ga iru to donna koto demo
norikireru you na kimochi ni natteru
konna hibi ga itsumademo kitto
tsudzuiteku koto wo inotte iru yo

kaze ga mado wo yurashita yoru wa yuriokoshite
donna kanashii koto mo
boku ga egao e to kaete ageru

maiochite kita yuki no hana ga
mado no soto zutto
furiyamu koto wo shirazu ni
bokura no machi wo someru
dareka no tame ni nanika wo shitai to omoeru no ga
ai to iu koto wo shitta

moshi, kimi wo shinatta to shita nara
hoshi ni natte kimi wo terasu darou
egao mo namida ni nureteru yoru mo
itsumo itsu demo soba ni iru yo

* repeat

amae toka yowasa ja nai tada, kimi to zutto
kono mama issho ni itai sunao ni sou omoeru
kono machi ni furitsumotteku masshiro na yuki no hana
futari no mune ni sotto omoide wo egaku yo
 
kore kara mo kimi to zutto...
 
anyone who like detective conan got heard this song before?
I found this song written as the song of detective conan but i donno which part or which episode in detective conan...
if u know pls tell me...^^

A song 4 share

Snow flower
By: Mika Nakashima

A man’s shadow lines the pavement
You walk in the twilight
Always holding my hand
If I’m by your side, I might not have to cry

The winds become cold
And I can smell winter
Gradually, in this city
the seasons will change as you come close to them

This year, the first snow flowers bloom
as we draw closer
As I look upon this time
the happiness overflows in me
If we depend on each other’s love, we’re not weak
I simply, love you
These thoughts are straight from the heart

Whatever happens, as long as I’m with you;
I get the feeling that I can overcome anything
I know we can have this kind of life forever
So I pray that it will continue like this

The wind sways the window
and at night I wake up shivering
I’ll chance any sadness
by putting a smile on my face

The snow flowers flutter down
outside the window
Though I don’t know why they stop falling
we will dye this city
We may think
“for who’s sake are we doing this?”
But we know it’s because we know love

If you ever get lost
I’ll become a star, and light your path
At night, when you smile, or get wet with tears
I’ll be by your side, always and forever

This year, the first snow flowers bloom
as we draw closer
As I look upon this time
the happiness overflows in me
If we depend on each other’s love, we’re not weak
It’s simple, I just want to be
with you like this forever
So I can feel your gentleness

Pure white snow flowers,
pilling up in this city
In our hearts, we quickly draw our feels,
I’ll be with you forever, from this moment on.http://liltamtam.imeem.com/music/S-9ZK2bH/mika_nakashima_yuki_no_hana/
follow this link...nice song
 
 
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